Former NBA player Byron Houston Arrested for Indecent Exposure
Byron Houston drives a stick. The former NBA player was arrested yesterday, after a woman reported to the police that a man was masturbating at an intersection in Oklahoma city. Houston is already a registered sex offender from a previous indecent exposure in 2003.
Seriously, at an intersection? At least he practiced safe sex and didn’t try to jerk it on the highway. It’s pretty much impossible to drive with your head cocked back in ecstacy. We all know how bad the recidivism for sex offenders is, so here’s a word of advice–next time get an SUV with tinted windows. Better yet, get your CDL and just drive a semi (stay safe on the highway, though).
Byron’s favorite band is 311.
I’ve got a few rocks in my slingshot.
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September 25th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
[…] Ex-Oklahoma State star and former NBA player Byron Houston will be spending the next 4 years in jail. This summer, Houston was arrested for indecent exposure and was placed on probation. Well, a woman drove by his car in Oklahoma City and saw Houston at the intersection, pleasuring himself! His attorneys say Houston suffers from bi-polar disorder, but he still suffers from being a bonehead. Yikes. […]