Time Has Not Been Kind to John Elway

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 by DanZinski

I can’t decide what’s more disturbing about this picture of John Elway - the gut or the hair.

No, I can decide…it’s the hair.

At least he’s wearing decent shorts. Now if he’d only put on a hat.

I changed my mind…the saggy left nipple is actually more disturbing than either the hair or the gut. I think the nipple is trying to flee to the armpit. Also, note the boyishly smooth hairlessness of John’s chest. That is one weird-looking dude. But hey, two Super Bowl rings baby…

(picture: TMZ/Splash)

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8 Responses to “Time Has Not Been Kind to John Elway”

1. QP Live Says:
   February 27th, 2008 at 10:17 am

   dude, Gary Busey and John Elway are twin brothers? Wow.

2. gary Says:
   February 27th, 2008 at 10:51 am

   2 rings and he’s also probably shackin up with a few chicks half his age. They like em hairless!

3. billy Says:
   February 27th, 2008 at 11:00 am

   elway looks like a fat old man. he’s no marino, that’s for sure. his shorts are 4 sizes too small. the glory days are over johnnyboy.

4. billy Says:
   February 27th, 2008 at 11:01 am

   and look at his skin. it’s falling off! especially around the nips.

5. gary Says:
   February 27th, 2008 at 11:06 am

   the glory lives on in the mile high city - skin sagging like that can only be a sign of one thing… excessive amounts of kinky sex with groupies and ummm - cold coors light!

6. Blakeback Says:
   February 27th, 2008 at 11:53 am

   He doesnt look that bad. He actually looks better there than I do now at age 19. And he’s still got that Elway strut.

7. beans Says:
   February 27th, 2008 at 11:57 am

   Hey-gravity is gonna get us all. he doesn’t llok bad for his age. He ain’t fat-probably hasn’t bought a new suit for awile. Let us all imagine what photos could be posted of us if we were caught unawares on vacation.

8. BIGDOG Says:
   February 27th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

   Hey Dan Zinski, stop over analyzing pictures of men you flaming faggot.

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