Hornets Fan Taunts Tony Parker With Life-Sized Cut Out of Eva Longoria
Tony Parker had to endure this every time he went to the free-throw line on one end of the court Tuesday night…a life-sized cut-out of his wife Eva Longoria dressed in a skimpy little outfit clutching a basketball.
The tactic could be very effective I suppose. Like, for instance, if he just had a fight with her, and seeing her made him angry and distracted.
There’s a way the Eva cut-out ploy could really backfire though. Imagine Tony standing there seeing the Eva cut-out and thinking, “Wow. My wife is really hot. And famous. And rich. And I’m just this weird-looking little dirty French dude. Damn. I better keep making money or there’s no way I’ll be able to hold on to her. I can’t miss these free throws!”
Yes, the cut-out could actually motivate Tony to play better. Or, it could make him feel incredibly guilty about the hooker he slept with the night before. Then who knows…it might jack him up or it might send him spiraling into despair. The whole thing is incredibly complicated.
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Tags: Eva Longoria, Tony Parker
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May 14th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
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