Justine Henin Retires So She Can be a Woman
Belgian tennis star Justine Henin has elected to retire, effective immediately, while ranked #1 in the world.
“This is the end of a child’s dream,” Henin said. “This is a definitive decision. Those who know me know it is serious.”
So why did Henin decide to up and quit at the top of her game? Her explanation:
“It is a new beginning for me. I feel like I already lived three lives. I gave the sport all I could and took everything it could give me. I take this decision without the least bit of regrets. It is my life as a woman that starts now.”
Oh…she’s retiring so she can wash dishes, cook some guy’s eggs and get knocked up. It’s about time one of these broads figured out what being a woman means.
(Maybe now she’ll grow boobies.)
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