Arizona State no longer has a cheerleading squad. This after several ASU cheerleaders were featured on the site TheDirty.com in their underwear.

No, Annie Leibovitz did not take the pictures.

Actually, the pictures are reportedly more than two years old. The cheerleaders say the school has been considering getting rid of the cheer squad for a long time and it was only fluke timing that the pic showed up on The Dirty right before the decision was made.

Yeah right…the school was planning on dumping cheerleading for years and just coincidentally decided to finally do it right after a bunch of the hos got their slutty pics on the internet.

It’s time for us to face reality…cheerleading is lame, and all cheerleaders should be done away with. If you want to look at mostly fugly chicks with stocky builds jumping around, just hire Ashley Dupre and some of her friends. I believe Charlie Sheen has the number.

(picture: TheDirty.com)

More than 300 aspiring NFL cheerleaders showed up for Charger Girls auditions on April 13. The one above was incredibly concerned about what was going on down her top. There’s no truth to the rumor that Shawne Merriman was there to hold his own try-outs.

(picture: signonsandiego.com)

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders shoot a calendar…in bikinis. Well duh. What else would they be in if they were shooting a calendar? Hazmat suits? (on 205th)

Doug Mientkiewicz explains why the Pirates stink. Apparently they’re trying too hard. (Where Have You Gone, Andy Van Slyke?)

Which movie golfer has the best swing? Hint: Not Matt Damon. (ReelzChannel)

Jay Fielder has retired. I doubt his retirement will engender as much comeback speculation as Brett Favre’s, but you never know. (PhinPhanatic)

Stephen A. Smith on MythBusters? To Catch a Predator? (Hugging Harold Reynolds)

Max Kellerman raps. (The Roberto Flack Chronicles)

Hooters Par 3 Bikini Contest. Not affiliated with the Masters. Probably. (Don Chavez)

(picture: dallascowboys.com)

Don Chavez spends his whole life prowling the Net in search of pictures of drunk cheerleaders acting stupid. It isn’t really a hard job, since the silly skanks keep posting the pictures themselves on Photobucket.

These girls belong to something called the Orange Coast College Cheerleading and Dance Team. I’m thinking if you want to see them in real life you can probably head to Home Depot. Is that the girl who sold me my bathroom fixtures?

(pictures: donchavez.com)

Those fun-loving gals from the Sacramento Kings dance team are at it again. What does it say on that one skank’s back? “Vote?” See? They’re not only attractive, they’re also socially conscious (at those rare times when they are actually conscious at all).

(pictures: With Leather)

The new thing for members of NBA Dance Teams is to take semi-racy pictures and put them up on the net. First it was the Sacramento Kings dancers, and now it’s the girls from the Washington Wizards.

I have no objection to these photos - they provide a little momentary diversion from the drudgery of Roger Clemens, Jason Kidd and Bill Belichick stories, and that can never be a bad thing. However, I do have to say…the Washington Wizards dancers are not exactly Victoria’s Secret models are they?

Oh, I’m sure they’re nice enough women - some of them. But let’s face it - they’re not being hired for their looks. They get work dancing because their booties are tight and they know how to shake them. That’s fine - the players aren’t being hired for their looks either. It’s all about talent. And booty tightness. And being just smart enough to not end up in jail.

(more pictures at donchavez.com)

Members of the Sacramento Kings’ dance team could be disciplined after photos of them doing bad things appeared on the website With Leather and then spread across the Internets.

Now you want to know where the rest of the photos are. They’re here.

Back to the story…the pictures, which feature the girls posing in their underwear and swilling booze among other things, were found on Photobucket and posted Monday. Note to Sacramento Kings’ dance team: Get private Photobucket page. Or, I don’t know, abstain from posting naughty pictures on the web?

Have we learned nothing from Vanessa Hudgens?

A spokesperson for the Maloof Brothers, owners of the Kings (and good friends of Paris Hilton I think I read someplace), had one of their stooges issue a statement:

(The pictures) do not adhere to the principles and values of the Sacramento Kings organization.

Sure they don’t.

See, the big mistake for the dancers, besides putting the pics on Photobucket, was wearing their uniforms. If not for that, they could’ve been just any Jets’ fans random skanks, and none of this bad stuff would’ve happened.

I have the space, so time for the most subjective roundup of them all – SportsWrap’s Hottest NFL Cheerleaders 2007. Over the next few weeks, I am going to pick the hottest cheerleader from every NFL team. I’ll try and do some ‘investigative reporting’ and see what background information I can find on each cheerleader.

Most importantly though, I will want to hear from you… the NFL fans. Agree… let me know. Am I off the mark? Let me know. Have a great story about a cheerleader… let me know.

To start, the AFC South. We’ve already gone through the Colts, Jaguars, and Texans cheerleaders, which was a definite treat. This article, however, will finish up the AFC South with the Tennessee Titans. While its no secret I’m a big fan of the team itself, this squad is not my favorite in the AFC-S. They do easily beat out the Jags squad, but fall a bit short of both the Colts and Texans, which is hard for me to say out loud.

That being said, this squad still is a treat to watch. Narrowing down to 5 finalists brought us Brooke, Heather, Jenny, Melanie, and Stephanie S all making the cut. In the end it was a difficult choice, but Melanie wins the title as ‘The Hottest Titans Cheerleader’.

This squad rookie is a full-time student who loves not only the Titans, but the fans as well. She is a romantic at heart and loves to laugh, as her movie choices (The Notebook, Wedding Crashers) illustrate. She has an eclectic taste in music, ranging from Coldplay to Dave Matthews, and has an obvious head on her shoulders as illustrated by her book choice, Catch 22. A great looking girl with personality, flair, and intellect… what more could one ask for?

So here she is, Melanie, the Hottest Titans Cheerleader 2007!

I have the space, so time for the most subjective roundup of them all – SportsWrap’s Hottest NFL Cheerleaders 2007. Over the next few weeks, I am going to pick the hottest cheerleader from every NFL team. I’ll try and do some ‘investigative reporting’ and see what background information I can find on each cheerleader.

Most importantly though, I will want to hear from you… the NFL fans. Agree… let me know. Am I off the mark? Let me know. Have a great story about a cheerleader… let me know.

To start, the AFC South. We’ve already gone through the Colts and Texans cheerleaders, which was a definite treat. This article, however, will focus on the Jacksonville Jaguars, and was a bit more difficult to complete. Don’t get me wrong, cheerleaders are cheerleaders – that is one absolute truth that cannot be ignored. That being said, compared to the Colts and Texans cheerleaders, the ROARS [as the Jax cheerleaders are called] have some work to do. Perhaps the most difficult part of covering the ROARS was the lack of information. With a mostly unfinished site and few bios, the Jaguar cheerleaders seem like an afterthought. Props go out to both the Colts and Texans organizations for showing how its done.

Narrowing down to 5 finalist was impossible, so for the ROARS we only nailed it down to 3, Keana, Kelli, and Missy. Keana made this a very difficult selection, but in the end we gave the winning nod to Missy.

As mentioned, there is precious little on the ROARS. However, what little information is available is what gave Missy the nod as ‘The Hottest Jaguars Cheerleader’. This Jacksonville hometown girl is only 24, but has the most experience on the squad of the three finalists. Her winning angle though, came from her profession. Missy is a high school teacher. Remember being back in high school? Remember the teachers you did have? Now, insert Missy into any of those memories and tell me how much better your education would have been. Nice.

So here she is, Missy, the Hottest Jaguars Cheerleader 2007!

John David Booty’s heisman run just got a lot more interesting.

When SportsWrap profiled the 2007 Heisman Trophy candidates last week, I don’t think we were aware of the type of support Mr. Booty would receive. It looks like a few noble female football fans banded together and created a blog to buttress (pun intended) his fan base. Booties-4-Booty is a collective that accepts photos from supporters around the nation, flaunting their rear end for the star USC quarterback.

The site reads:

Want To Support John David Booty For The 2007 Heisman? Then put your ass on the line! Send in your best booty pic to booties4booty@gmail.com, preferably with a message in support of John David. Get creative and do your part! Fight On!

Warning: Some photos may not be safe for work!
Check out the rest of the Booty Bunch here

You can watch John on his quest for the Heisman Trophy when the Trojans take on the Cornhuskers on September 15th.