Shane Victorino of the Phillies and Conor Jackson of the Diamonbacks saw certain parts of their bodies become suddenly and intimately familiar with one another at first base Wednesday night. Neither was happy about it.

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The Toronto Raptors may have made a series of it against Orlando by defeating the Magic 108-94 at home.

Bench-bomber Jose Calderon canned 4 threes in scoring 18 points, while mighty mite T.J. Ford scored 21.

The series now stands at 2-1 with a second home game coming for Toronto Saturday afternoon.

The Orlando Magic had more trouble with the Toronto Raptors than they probably wanted Tuesday night. Toronto got huge points off their bench, and a big game from big man Chris Bosh, and mounted a late charge to almost steal one on the road against the Magic.

Orlando held off the Raptors however, winning the game 104-103. The Magic now hold a 2-games-to-none advantage in the series.

Boo Weekley owns the Verizon Heritage golf tournament.

Weekley captured the title at the Heritage for the second straight year, shooting an even-par 71 on Sunday to finish at -15, two strokes ahead of Anthony Kim and Aaron Baddeley.

Boo won the same tournament last year on a pair of late chip-ins. His two career PGA tour wins move him ahead of red sox pitcher Boo Ferriss on the list of all-time greatest Boos. He still trails Boo Radley and, of course, the dog named Boo from the Lobo song “Me and You and a Dog Named Boo.”

More than 300 aspiring NFL cheerleaders showed up for Charger Girls auditions on April 13. The one above was incredibly concerned about what was going on down her top. There’s no truth to the rumor that Shawne Merriman was there to hold his own try-outs.

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Tiger Woods had arthroscopic surgery on his left knee Tuesday and will miss at least four weeks while he recovers.

It was the third time Woods has had surgery on his left knee, the most recent in 2003 when he missed the start of the season. His agent said he had been experiencing pain since the middle of last year.

The surgery means Woods is likely to miss The Players Championship for the first time, but should return in time for the U.S. Open.
– AP

Sun, Sept. 7 vs. Houston Texans 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Sept. 14 @ Cleveland Browns 8:15 PM (NBC)
Sun, Sept. 21 @ Philadelphia Eagles 4:15 PM (CBS)
Mon, Sept. 29 vs. Baltimore Ravens 8:30 PM (ESPN)
Sun, Oct. 5 @ Jacksonville Jaguars 8:15 PM (NBC)
Bye
Sun, Oct. 19 @ Cincinnati Bengals 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Oct. 26 vs. New York Giants 4:15 PM (FOX)
Mon, Nov. 3 @ Washington Redskins 8:30 PM (ESPN)
Sun, Nov. 9 vs. Indianapolis Colts 4:15 PM (CBS)
Sun, Nov. 16 vs. San Diego Chargers 4:15 PM (CBS)
Thurs, Nov. 20 vs. Cincinnati Bengals 8:15 PM (NFLN)
Sun, Nov. 30 @ New England Patriots 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Dec. 7 vs. Dallas Cowboys 4:15 PM (FOX)
Sun, Dec. 14 @ Baltimore Ravens 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Dec. 21 @ Tennessee Titans 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Dec. 28 vs. Cleveland Browns 1 PM (CBS)

Big things are clearly expected of the Steelers this year, given their 5 prime-time games. They’ll play 3 night games in a four-week stretch early in the season. That’s a pretty tough early road schedule for them.

Sun, Sept. 7 @ Pittsburgh Steelers 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Sept. 14 vs. Baltimore Ravens 4:15 PM (CBS)
Sun, Sept. 21 @ Tennessee Titans 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Sept. 28 @ Jacksonville Jaguars 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Oct. 5 vs. Indianapolis Colts 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Oct. 12 vs. Miami Dolphins 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Oct. 19 vs. Detroit Lions 4:05 PM (FOX)
Bye
Sun, Nov. 2 @ Minnesota Vikings 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Nov. 9 vs. Cincinnati Bengals 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Nov. 16 @ Indianapolis Colts 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Nov. 23 @ Cleveland Browns 1 PM (CBS)
Mon, Dec. 1 vs. Jacksonville Jaguars 8:30 PM (ESPN)
Sun, Dec. 7 @ Green Bay Packers 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Dec. 14 vs. Tennessee Titans 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Dec. 21 @ Oakland Raiders 4:05 PM (CBS)
Sun, Dec. 28 vs. Chicago Bears 1 PM (FOX)

Road games against the Steelers, Titans and Jaguars 3 of the first 4 weeks. Someone doesn’t want the Texans getting out of the gates fast. They also get road games at Indy, Cleveland and Green Bay in a four week stretch late in the year. Kinda nasty.

Sun, Sept. 7 @ New England Patriots 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Sept. 14 vs. Oakland Raiders 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Sept. 21 @ Atlanta Falcons 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Sept. 28 vs. Denver Broncos 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Oct. 5 @ Carolina Panthers 1 PM (CBS)
Bye
Sun, Oct. 19 vs. Tennessee Titans 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Oct. 26 @ New York Jets 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Nov. 2 vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1 PM (FOX)
Sun, Nov. 9 @ San Diego Chargers 4:15 PM (CBS)
Sun, Nov. 16 vs. New Orleans Saints 1 PM (FOX)
Sun, Nov. 23 vs. Buffalo Bills 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Nov. 30 @ Oakland Raiders 4:15 PM (CBS)
Sun, Dec. 7 @ Denver Broncos 4:05 PM (CBS)
Sun, Dec. 14 vs. San Diego Chargers 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Dec. 21 vs. Miami Dolphins 1 PM (CBS)
Sun, Dec. 28 @ Cincinnati Bengals 1 PM (CBS)

No prime-time love for the lowly Chiefs. They alternate home and away games well into November. Those three straight division games in late Nov./early Dec. could be huge if the team somehow manages to find itself in the mix.