I had no idea Bruce Jenner was pals with Reggie Bush. Maybe they just ran into each other outside the church after Easter service?

Jenner’s one of those people now who even old friends of his don’t recognize right away. Dude’s face is faker than Kim Kardashian’s ass.

By the way…Kim Kardashian’s ass…Easter egg hunt…put your own joke together if you wish.

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Reggie Bush has spent most of his off-season having his picture taken with Kim Kardashian at various events. Now, the New Orleans Saints - the team that still pays Reggie’s salary (though I bet they kind of wish they weren’t) - have asked their would-be star running back to please take part in their off-season conditioning program.

The program began on Monday, and coach Sean Payton says Bush will indeed attend.

“He’s planning on being involved in all of our offseason which is encouraging and good,” Payton said. “It’s important for him, especially with running backs and the pounding they take to be real diligent in the weight room.”

Bush was mostly a no-show during the off-season program last year, preferring to spend his time in Southern California. But, coming off a torn PCL as he is, the Saints clearly expect him to work harder to get himself and his knee in shape.

It’s not that big of a deal, actually. All Reggie has to do is set Kim up in a hotel in Metairie, Louisiana, where the Saints have their facility. I’m sure she won’t mind hanging out there while Reggie is working. And if she does mind…well, no big deal either. It’s not like Reggie can’t get another big-assed, no-brained woman to hose. There’s lots of them out there. And most of them wouldn’t be nearly as expensive as that vapid, useless twit Kardashian.

Reggie Bush is in trouble for perhaps receiving money while at USC, and the guy who allegedly gave him the money is suing him to get it back and his nfl career isn’t exactly going the way he expected. So far, none of this seems to matter to Kim Kardashian. Reggie should enjoy it while it lasts, cause that ho will better-deal him in a heartbeat.

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If Reggie Bush dodged NFL defenders half as well as he evades depositions, he wouldn’t be considered a near-bust after two years in the league.

Bush, who faces the loss of his Heisman Trophy over allegations he received money while playing at USC, failed to appear at a deposition Monday in a related civil suit. The fear on Bush’s side is that his testimony in said depo will be shared with the ncaa, who are still investigating his college playing days themselves.

Lawyers for Lloyd Lake, the man who’s suing Reggie for $300,000, jumped on Bush’s evasiveness as proof that he’s a lying dog.

“It’s so that we can’t share the transcripts with the NCAA, which is a huge admission of guilt,” Lake’s lawyer Brian Watkins said when asked about Bush’s stalling tactics. “Reggie Bush has repeatedly said that he has nothing to hide, and now that he has to testify under oath, he’s saying he doesn’t want what he says shared with the NCAA. Now all of the sudden it’s ‘Hey I’m going to have to admit to some things and I don’t want them out there.’

“Well, Lloyd Lake’s deposition is going to be made public. We’re not asking that his deposition not be shared. He has nothing to hide. You only want things hidden and sealed from public or investigative view when you have something to hide.”

Lake allegedly gave Bush and his family $300,000 in exchange for Reggie’s commitment to his New Era sports agency, an agreement Reggie then reneged on, causing the business venture to fold. Should the NCAA’s own investigation find that Reggie indeed received this money, Reggie could retroactively lose eligibility, causing the NCAA to strip him of his records, and possibly strip USC of its 2004 national championship. The Heisman trust would then have to determine whether to rip Reggie’s Heisman Trophy as well.

But hey…at least he’ll still have Kim Kardashian’s big old ass to bury his face in and cry.

Braylon Edwards had a big birthday party in Vegas (cause that’s where you go to have a big birthday party). Of course, it wasn’t enough for Braylon to just rent out a club and have some friends over - his party needed sponsors and a big flashy title. So it was called “Braylon Edwards’ Quarter Century Birthday Baller’s Bash.”

I ask you, what’s wrong with some paper hats and a cake, maybe some balloon animals, a game of pin the tail on the donkey? It’s a birthday, Braylon. You don’t have to do anything important to reach a birthday, except not die. It’s not like you won a Nobel Prize or anything. A day passed, and you went from being 24 to 25. Oh…huge accomplishment. Let’s have a party! With John Salley! And strippers (probably)!

Braylon himself, rocking the semi-Kanye look.

Mario Williams. A year ago he would not have been invited to this thing, but now he’s good.

Reggie Bush. Sorry, no Kim Kardashian ass-shots today.

John Salley. Obviously, the drinks were free.

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Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian showed up to Zo and Magic’s 8-Ball Challenge during All-Star Weekend. I apologize for the utter transparency of these Kardashian-related posts but, what can I say? Some people enjoy looking at her ass.

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Reggie Bush is still hosing Kim Kardashian - and will continue being allowed to do so as long as his credit is good. Gotta like a girl who’s easy to please.

They don’t call it shaking your monkey-maker for nothing. In Kim’s case it’s more like a tremor than a shake. Okay, it’s an earthquake. 7.5 on the Richter Scale with aftershocks felt a week later as far north as Sacramento.

Just a rumor I heard…Kim got stuck trying to get out of the backseat of Reggie’s car. The punchline varies, but normally involves the jaws of life.

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… And I can’t wait to read it.
Apparently there are connections between Reggie Bush and Suge Knight - and that’s enough to make anyone cry foul. If you are messing around with Suge, something is surely wrong.

Clearly, I have always bee fascinated by college athletics and college recruiting - and Reggie Bush is as a big of an NCAA football star as the modern game has seen. Author Don Yaeger claims to have some very damaging material here and, considering how prominent USC football is and how successful they have been, this is an important book to read.

The book hits stands next week and I have already ordered via Amazon Prime.

Don Yaeger, a former Sports Illustrated investigative reporter who documented the Duke University lacrosse case in the shattering New York Times bestseller It’s Not About the Truth, reveals the heated controversy behind Bush’s high-flying rise before turning pro for the New Orleans Saints, going back to his first taste of fame, when Bush landed in the pages of Sports Illustrated and all eyes were watching to see what was next for the USC sophomore. What few eyes saw, however, were the ties between Bush and two San Diego men, cofounders of a fledgling sports agency, who claim to have paid Bush and his family in cash and gifts to ensure his endorsement — benefits including a vintage car, lavish trips, and an upscale home where Bush’s family lived rent-free. Don Yaeger exposes the NCAA-prohibited activity in which Bush allegedly engaged, and also shows how USC and its coaching staff appeared to have turned a blind eye to the increasingly luxurious lifestyle of their star athlete and his family.

With the explosive information revealed in Tarnished Heisman, Bush stands to be ruled ineligible — a decision that could cost his alma mater the 2004 national championship title, force the forfeit of every game Bush played in after losing his eligibility, and potentially strip Reggie Bush of the shining prize of his college career: the Heisman Trophy.

Good news Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian fans - the two are rumored to now be engaged. We have reported numerous times on Reggie and Kardashian’s romance (he took her Christmas shopping, they were spotted partying together, Reggie beat Scott Storch for her love, and it was all thanks to Paris Hilton’s hook up).

OK Magazine is reporting:

Sources close to Kim Kardashian are revealing to OK! that the 27-year-old Keeping Up With the Kardashians star is now engaged to her boyfriend, 22-year-old Heisman trophy winning football player Reggie Bush.

The pair were together in Miami on Dec. 31, where Kim hosted Mansion’s Tanqueray and Ciroc New Year’s Bash in South Beach alongside Reggie. While no diamonds were shining on Kim’s ring finger, she did admit to OK! that things are getting serious. However, she added, “One thing I did learn from ‘07 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I’m trying to hold that close to my heart but I’m here with everybody that I love.”

Perez Hilton has this New Years photo:

Celebrity gossip Perez Hilton caught lovebirds Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian doing some Christmas shopping. Turns out that Reggie’s knee is stable enough to hold Kim’s gift bag…. perhaps Saints fans should count their blessings after all and reject any and all xmas gifts as they need extra luck this coming Sunday to make the playoffs: a win and losses by both the Redskins and Vikings…. not so likely:

Picture courtesy of PerezHilton.com